"Well," says Gideon, "we were inside a bubble made of ever-regenerating bone, which was being assaulted from the outside by the biggest fucking skeleton beast you've ever seen in your life, controlled by a huge hottie who is both immortal and eternally dying, and keeping the bone regenerating was basically reducing my necromancer to even more of a bone-dry husk than she normally is, and I'm pretty sure Camilla was bleeding out." She offers Tress a slightly panicked smile, which is a pretty horrific sight given her make-up. "But I'm sure they, uh, figured it out! How else would I have ended up here, right?" Besides walking. She didn't walk. She couldn't have walked, her leg was broken.
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