Introducing Georgia Nicolson
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desperatefansIt is absolutely typical of the complete chaoticity of Georgia's life that she's managed to get lost in between Stalag 14¹ and home. Luckily, she did her abbreviated beauty routine in the tart's wardrobe² before leaving in case she ran into any Foxwood boys on the way: skirt rolled up at the waist, hair fluffed for maximum bounceability, and a hint of makeup to look attractive and mysterious. Tragically, she did not have time to do anything hilarious with her beret since it was of the utmost importance for her to rush home as fast as possible in case Masimo or Robbie rang the house. Otherwise Mutti or Vati³ might speak to them and then Georgia would have no option but to die, and everyone would be devastated because she died so young and beautiful and full of joie de vivre.
Anyway! Georgia was on her way home when she saw Angus tearing through the fields. This is normal for Angus, because he is part Scottish wildcat (probably) and sometimes hears the call of the Highlands, which (as Georgia has explained to her Vati MANY times) is a call he simply must answer for reasons of health and happiness.This was further from home than he usually travels though, so Georgia had to follow him in case he was planning to abandon his girlfriend and child and live as a degenerate deadbeat cat dad in the wilderness.
For all Georgia's kind concern, she only ended up wandering in the woods for about a year before finding herself on the grounds of some posh mansion. Angus is sitting on the steps licking his paw, cool as a kitty cucumber! The cheek! Georgia scoops him up in her arms for a serious hug/scolding, which Angus puts up with for about ten seconds before leaping out of her arms and ambling off towards a bush.
There's no denying that she is proper lost. Georgia is going to have to knock on the mansion door and ask to use their phone to ring her parents. But then her Vati is going to drive over in his horrible clownc ar and she's going to have to go into hiding. The eccentric old rich lady who probably lives here will say, "Ah, I was just about to go die alone in my big house, and I had been about to write my will signing over my fortune to this vair vair attractive and sophis young lady who came to my door wearing just a hint of natural-looking mascara and lippy, but now I cannot because I see that her Vati is a fool who drives a clown car and her Mutti is a grown woman who cannot keep her own basoomas under control." And then she'll give all her money to her dog instead.
Well, Georgia has faced worse, since her life is a sham and a farce. She knocks on the door.
[Anyone who answers will see a young teenager wearing a school uniform consisting of a plaid skirt, collared shirt, tie, and beret. She is also wearing very natural-looking mascara and lippy for a respectable touch of glamourosity.]
¹School.
²Loos.
³This is obviously slang for Mum and Dad by way of the lederhosen folk⁴ and should go without saying for all except the very dim.
⁴Germans.
Anyway! Georgia was on her way home when she saw Angus tearing through the fields. This is normal for Angus, because he is part Scottish wildcat (probably) and sometimes hears the call of the Highlands, which (as Georgia has explained to her Vati MANY times) is a call he simply must answer for reasons of health and happiness.This was further from home than he usually travels though, so Georgia had to follow him in case he was planning to abandon his girlfriend and child and live as a degenerate deadbeat cat dad in the wilderness.
For all Georgia's kind concern, she only ended up wandering in the woods for about a year before finding herself on the grounds of some posh mansion. Angus is sitting on the steps licking his paw, cool as a kitty cucumber! The cheek! Georgia scoops him up in her arms for a serious hug/scolding, which Angus puts up with for about ten seconds before leaping out of her arms and ambling off towards a bush.
There's no denying that she is proper lost. Georgia is going to have to knock on the mansion door and ask to use their phone to ring her parents. But then her Vati is going to drive over in his horrible clownc ar and she's going to have to go into hiding. The eccentric old rich lady who probably lives here will say, "Ah, I was just about to go die alone in my big house, and I had been about to write my will signing over my fortune to this vair vair attractive and sophis young lady who came to my door wearing just a hint of natural-looking mascara and lippy, but now I cannot because I see that her Vati is a fool who drives a clown car and her Mutti is a grown woman who cannot keep her own basoomas under control." And then she'll give all her money to her dog instead.
Well, Georgia has faced worse, since her life is a sham and a farce. She knocks on the door.
[Anyone who answers will see a young teenager wearing a school uniform consisting of a plaid skirt, collared shirt, tie, and beret. She is also wearing very natural-looking mascara and lippy for a respectable touch of glamourosity.]
¹School.
²Loos.
³This is obviously slang for Mum and Dad by way of the lederhosen folk⁴ and should go without saying for all except the very dim.
⁴Germans.
