Desperate Fans

"Wilt have to introduce me," he says, braving opening the refrigerator again. It's bright inside, somehow, in addition to being cold, and there are several shelves with lots of various containers and such, theoretically all holding food, since Mercutio claimed this was for storing food. Benvolio reaches in and pulls out a small red metal container (a can, some might call it) with the words KIERKLAAND PEPPER PHD written on it. He turns around and holds it up for Mercutio to see. "What is this?"