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"Um, no," Magnus says. "Most people go to Helheim when they die -- that's Hel's home for dishonorable dead. If you die with a weapon in your hand engaged in an at of selfless heroism, you go to either Valhalla or Folkvanger^*. But that's only true of Vikings. Other places have other traditions. The Greeks have Hades, for example. Christians talk about Heaven and Hell, but I'm pretty sure they're wrong about that."

*Everyone please clap, he remembered its name!