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Gideon Nav ([personal profile] ninth_cavalier) wrote in [community profile] desperatefans2024-01-06 12:34 pm

Introducing Gideon Nav, Cavalier Primary to the Ninth House, Keepers of the Locked Tomb...

...House of the Sewn Tongue, The Black Vestals. We pray that the tomb is shut forever. We pray the rock is never rolled away. We pray that which was buried remains buried, insensate, in perpetual rest, with closed eye and stilled brain. We pray it lives, we pray it sleeps, we pray for the needs of the Emperor All-Giving, the Undying King...

One minute Gideon is doing the stupidest and most perfect thing she has ever done, heroically sacrificing herself so her necromancer can eat her and achieve true Lyctorhood and break Cytherea the First's body into so many little shards of bone and ribbons of fat and flesh that even her own mother (thousands of years dead, and most likely a huge bitch) couldn't recognize her, and the next she's—standing. Whole, the aches in her leg and shoulder gone, her sunglasses perched on her nose, the comforting weight of her longsword1 on her back. She takes a breath, just for the novelty of it, and looks around.

The first thing she notices is how clean it is. No blood, no mold, no grime, no layers of bone dust. When she breathes, she just breathes air, and it feels like extra clean air, which—she looks further around—is probably due to the actual grass on the actual ground. In the distance there are trees. With birds in them.

Is this—this can't possibly be what the inside of Harrow's brain looks like. The inside of Harrow's brain is undoubtedly as spooky as the outside of Harrow's brain, because where would she even have found the imagination to dream up something this—idyllic?? There's nothing even close to it in any of her experience on Drearbruh, and Gideon would know, having been there and actively making that experience worse for all of Harrow's sorry little life.

No, what she's looking at is—a house. A big, boring, white-painted house, not a bone to be seen. "Okay," says Gideon. "What the fuck."

Anyone looking at her will see a tallish (though not for Mansion standards), broad-shouldered and very ripped butch woman, dressed all in black (black tank top, black pants, black stompy boots). She has short-cropped red hair, medium-brown skin, and her face has been painted with stark black and white skull makeup, atop which she has incongruously perched very old-looking aviator sunglasses. Slung over her back is the aforementioned sword.

1 Typist note: the books consistently refer to this as both a "longsword" and a "two-hander," and from the way its weight and length is constantly emphasized I interpret it to be more toward zweihander than longsword. Also, bigger sword sexier.
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[personal profile] lanselos_du_lac 2024-01-09 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know of any watches or official shift rotation-- that's wise of you, to consider. I think there are folk who stay outside the mansion, in or near the woods, and I suppose they would put up an alarm." He considers, mulling this over.
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[personal profile] lanselos_du_lac 2024-01-10 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Lancelot likes her. She is perceptive -- she's also making him feel a little bad for being so caught up in his own thoughts that he hadn't much considered any of this. He doesn't let on about this to Gideon, though.

"Another good point. There are also some among us who are likely familiar with wards, and other such things. Perhaps there's a way to put together a plan," he pauses. He himself is not a planner. "I shall ask a few folk about this."
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[personal profile] summerdude 2024-01-10 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
"...huh," Magnus says. "Sure. I can see how that would be confusing."
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[personal profile] futaille 2024-01-10 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yes. Absolute swill." He pours himself a glass too. "Want more?"
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[personal profile] lanselos_du_lac 2024-01-10 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
He smiles, "Of course." And after a small pause he says, "If I can be of help to you, I am easy enough to find. Mornings I'm in the training yard or riding. Most other times, I'm around, trying to keep busy."
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[personal profile] az_fell 2024-01-10 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
We might apologize for the predictability of where Aziraphale can be found, but why bother? You already knew it was going to happen like this. By which it is meant that, of course, Aziraphale will be found in the library. He's puttering around, as he does, when he spots a new and rather strikingly-painted face. "Oh! It isn't Halloween, is it? I thought that was long past." It is easy to lose track of time, though.
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[personal profile] lanselos_du_lac 2024-01-10 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Lancelot waves after her, a little bemused.
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[personal profile] aflashbastard 2024-01-10 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
“And if I had a nickel for every time there was an unknowable being with a terrible sense of humor overseeing my every move and causing suffering just because… I’d also have two nickels,” Crowley says, dryly.
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[personal profile] ravkanwitch 2024-01-10 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
“No, I am,” Nina says, laughing. “I once had to sit on this guy’s lap — Cornelius Smeet — and keep him gambling for hours. I wasn’t feeling well that day but I had to keep stuffing my face with shrimp, oysters, and champagne… Not to mention charming him. I thought I would throw up right on the table!”
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[personal profile] az_fell 2024-01-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Hm," says Aziraphale. He's not particularly cowed by the rather fierce look she's giving him. "I suppose these are mine, then." He pats his worn waistcoat fondly. "But your point is taken. Not Halloween, then."
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[personal profile] futaille 2024-01-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Excellent." He refills her cup as well, sets the box within easy reach of both of them, and then returns to his seat. "Cheers." He takes a long drink of his own.
Edited 2024-01-10 02:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] az_fell 2024-01-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
If such a deity existed, no doubt Aziraphale would be having even greater struggles with--

Anyway! He cocks his head a bit to one side. "The Almighty." With a sigh, because he had scolded Crowley so thoroughly for giving everything away to everyone here, he adds, "I'm an angel."
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[personal profile] onthewillowsthere 2024-01-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Galahad startles, so sharply that he very nearly slams his shoulder into her chin, and turns to stare at her.

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